"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
what if levi doesn’t spin on purpose what if he’s just a big fucking spazz who can’t hold shit properly
humanity’s swiftest trainwreck
The man who will lead us to victory, ladies and gentlemen.
The adventures of a completely able man in his early 30’s.
you guy can totally add to this if you want